script

This is what we have so far...Kay, we only made you the loser because you nominated yourself last week at uni!! not picking on you in any way, because we love you!!! everyone feel free to edit the script and change bits and pieces, add lines and allocate yourselves roles...jessie and me would be more than happy to take on the mean girls roles though!!!!! hahaha I thought we could fill in our roles?? Student 1: Student 2: Student 3: Nicole Student 4: Amber Mean girl 1: Kim Mean Girl 2: Jess Loser: Kay Teacher: Opening scene: Monday recess: All the kids are sitting around having lunch, wearing school uniforms and normal white gym runner. Student 1: So what did youse do on the weekend? Student 2: Played netball Student 3: Went to the shops Student 4: Rode my bike Mean girl 1: Well I went to Chadstone and got these new shoes (wearing chucks). They are, like, so awesome. I totally saw Mylie Cyrus wearing them on MTV! Mean girl 2: Oh yeah they are totally rad, I’m, like so getting some! Student 1: Yeah me too! Student 2: Me too..I want pink! Student 3: Hey are you getting some Kay? Kay: Yeah, um think so, I guess, Sure, OK Etc etc.
 * __What Would You Do?__**

Bell goes

Teacher interval

1 week later

Everyone is wearing chucks except for loser. Everyone is walking in to class chitter chattering about their new shoes. Student 1: Cool shoes! Student 2: Oh, I love your laces! They’re so cute! Student 3: Where did you get yours from? Student 4: The red ones are awesome! Etc. etc Student: Hey, Kay, how come you don’t have cool shoes? Kay: Ohh ummm, I have them but I, uh I got them but they were the wrong size and I had to take them back but then I couldn’t get them and then I lost them….. Mean girl 1: Oh really? (Meanly) Mean girl 2: Yeah, I suppose not everyone can afford them…

In class

Teacher teaching up the front. Teacher: Everyone please open up your English books to where we left off last time. Today we are going to be looking at adjectives. An adjective is….(fades away). Mean girls are sniggering and pointing at Kay’s shoes. Mean girl 1 to Kay: Don’t worry Kay, lots of people don’t have chucks...like in Ethiopia. Everyone laughs. Kay sits quietly. Student 1: Does it really matter that she doesn’t have them? Mean girl 2: I suppose not...although I notice you only got the black ones..when are they from, 2007? Mean girl 1 laughs. Student looks down. Teacher turns around and shushes class. Teacher: Who can tell me an adjective to describe this picture? (Picture of little kid playing happily) Student 2: Happy Student 3: Warm Student 4: Fun Teacher: Very good! Now who can tell me an adjective to describe this picture? (Picture of homeless person ) Student 1: Cold Student 2: Sad Student 3: Poor Student 4: Povo Mean girl: Kay! All students laugh. Teacher: Girls, I’ll see you at lunchtime.

Lunchtime in the playground

Kay and students sit eating lunch. Mean girls are absent.

Student 1: What’d you get for lunch? Student 2: Vegemite. What’d you get? Student 3: Jam. Student 4: Did you watch Australian Idol last night? Kay: Yeah! I really like (bogan chick), she’s such a good singer. Student 1: I really like Tom, he’s so hot! Mean girls return. Student 2: What’d Miss say? Mean girl: Nothin’. Just, whatever. Student 3: Oh, right. Mean girl 2: So who’s going to the blue light on Friday? Students: Yeah, I am, me too, think so. Kay also nods. Mean girl2: You don’t think you’re coming with us do you? Are you going to wear those *awesome* shoes there too? Student 1: Yeah, why are you even sitting here with us anyway. We don’t want you, do we? (looks at mean girls for approval). Mean girl: Nuh. Kay: (looking at students) what? But you were all just talking to me one second ag- Student 2: (cuts her off) As if Kay, why would we wanna talk with a loser like you! Studen3: (sheepishly) she’s just sitting here, like doesn’t matter… Mean girl 1: Well! Maybe you and Kay can go to the Blue Light together if you’re such good friends! FREEZE! Teacher comes out: What would YOU do?

Scenario 1(do nothing) Mean girl 1: Well! Maybe you and Kay can go to the Blue Light together if you’re such good friends!

Student1: ohhhh no, I didn’t mean it like that, were not friends, honest. Mean girl1: oh looks like poor old kay will have to go by herself! Mean girl 2: oh maybe she can take one of her 47 brothers or sisters with her! Hahaha Mean girl 1: yeah! I heard they all have the same pair of shoes and they rotate, isn’t that right guys? All other students look as though they feel sorry for her but mumble in agreement

Scenario 2 (stand up for Kay) Mean girl 1: Well! Maybe you and Kay can go to the Blue Light together if you’re such good friends! Student 1: Sure! Kay, do you wanna go to the Blue Light with me? I reakon it’ll be fun! Kay: oh yeah for sure Mean girl 2: ok sounds good guys, just don’t ever expect to come to a Blue Light with us again! In fact you can just leave now Kay looks rapt student 1 smiles unsurely but they leave together and they are happy

Scenario 3 (join in) Mean girl 1: Well! Maybe you and Kay can go to the Blue Light together if you’re such good friends! Student 1: huh? With that loser? UNLIKELY! Everyone laughs Studen 2t: guys, guys, seriously come one, (everyone stops laughing) I know it must be hard for you Kay, I mean 4 dollars is a lot for entry! Everyone starts laughing Everyone jeering at Kay: ohh yeah, ya mum etc Extra extra read all about it Kay’s a povo and there’s no doubt about it! She can’t afford lunch, she can’t afford shoes She can’t afford the disco, so now she’s got the blues! Na na na na anananananannananananana